The Church of the Whale Penis is a group of people that merely want to be the number one Google site for "Whale Penis." Yes, we're serious. No, really.
How serious?
Well, we own the Whale Penis domain whalepenis.org. And there's this Whale Penis site. And The Church of the Whale Penis is giving out free whalepenis.org e-mail forwarders. Whale Penis friends, how's that for serious?
What is this Whale Penis stuff? Some porn BS?
No! Whale Penis not about porn at all! Seriously. See "Whale Penis: Who We Are" above about The Church of the Whale Penis.
For the Whale Penis site, what is the current ranking on Google in searches for "Whale Penis"?
This Whale Penis website is #1 as of April 14, 2008 in searches for "Whale Penis".
Alright...how do I help make the Whale Penis rise?
Link to us! Friends of the Whale Penis, once you link to us, e-mail us at links
(at)
whalepenis.org, and we'll link to you! And tell your family and friends about us!
Other folks in communion with the Whale Penis
The Bosque
The Cellar Image of the Day
MKJ Far Away
DeeJayBeats?
Dark Side of the Moon Chaplaincy
The Bobby Isosceles Fan Club
